“The name’s Spayde, Ham Spayde P.I.G. That stands for Porcine. Investigative. Gumshoe.”

The second great war has ended and Ham Spayde is thinking about early retirement, but taking what he says is his last case leads him to Porcelaintown; a bustling maze of backstreets and alleyways.

Surrounded by herbalists, a dodgy souvenir shop owner and a red panda that follows him everywhere, Spayde must find a way to solves the case and stop a war brewing between Porcelaintown’s ruling dynasty and Cisco’s very own crime family led by the Dogfather.

Hard Talking, Hard drinking Spayde is the Anthropomorphic answer to Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe.

And just one more thing no one touches the fedora.

The Ham Spayde Mysteries take you from the mean streets of Ham Flancisco to the dusty alleys of Morrocow and back
again as the porcine detective takes on corruption, betrayal, murder, politicians and some of the most dastardly villains you could meet.
And one more thing no one touches the fedora.
Hard Talking and Hard drinking Spayde is the Anthropomorphic answer to Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe.

The Ham Spayde Mysteries are available to buy from Amazon